February 2012
Dearest New York Giants, Last time you took the field for a Superbowl, you upset a team that was on route to a perfect season. Tonight, you face these same New Englanders, but under less arduous circumstances. Tonight, I hope the ball flies once more in your favor, sticking to the hands (and helmets) of the players on the greatest Football team this planet has ever seen. Tonight we ride to...
drewcashin:
This was a concept for a commercial I participated in a year ago. Thanks to Mr. Bryan O’Connell.
Woah, this is great. I was happy to help, but this is great and you deserve all the credit!
January 2012
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whyislifesofunny:
S THAT D. SHUT IT DOWN. I bring you, “Sh*t Liz Lemon Says.”
Why I want to work for Sesame Workshop →
My reactions to some of the Oscar Noms:
Best Picture: Extremely Loud gets a nom, but Dragon Tattoo and Tinker Tailor do not? You remember you don’t have to nominate ten films right?
Best Supporting Actor: Hey look Jonah Hill!
Best Supporting Actor: Hey look Melissa McCarthy!
Best Animated Feature: So Rio got snubbed, which is a shame. Pixar is probably in shock that Dreamworks has two films nominated this year while they have...
If we had a daughter, guess what ima call her? Brooklyn Carter
– Jay Z, father and fucking liar (via cockenblog)
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SOAP is good. SOPA is bad.
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