December 2008
The Twilight Zone New Year's Marathon
will be occupying my time for the foreseeable next couple of hours.
So, Happy 2009 from Bryan O’Connell.
Brilliant!
travors:
Cat City Online: GarfieldMinusDanWalsh
oh now I get it.
confabulationnation:
His method of attack is just as astounding.
Mulder: Mr. Simpson, we want you to recreate your every move the night you saw the alien.
Homer: The evening began at the gentlemen's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Happy?
mattedits:
In honor of tradition… Here it is for all of tumblr to see… A holiday treat from Jungle Joe…
The Snow fell over New York City...
She would be here soon. The Empire State Building, gleaming white, was barely visible from the rear view mirror. A young man sat in the back seat of an old Nissan, watching Manhattan disappear from the falling snow as he head deeper into Queens. The roads gleamed from the falling snow, people drove slower, the man grew anxious. She would be here soon. His leg bouncing up and down, he was watching...
Scut Farkus
is a fuck. Yea I said it…
Judge Rules the Watchmen movie rights belong to... →
Merry Christmas, you may not be watching the Watchmen after all…
College Humor's Top Ten Pictures of 2008 →
I laughed.
I cried.
I got aroused…
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster....
– Nietzsche (via alanajoy)
So, uh, you like holiday movies and stuff? Well on Christmas day you know what...
– David Letterman on tonight’s show- What a ridiculous sentence… (via mattedits)
Heart attack?
I tend to eat crappy food late at night, and last night was no exception. I had some chips before eating a pepperoni pizza around 3a.m. I woke up around 5:30a.m. because my left arm was hurting. In my sleepy mind I thought I was having a heart attack, which really got my heart racing. On top of that, I had heart burn, so when my heart started thumping it kinda hurt do to gas. I called Geada and...
No one enjoys a Duck Hunt joke more than me! Go watch Duck Hunt Dog , directed by joshruben
Bitches! →
A TV show about female werewolves trying to date; like Sex and the City with hair balls…
How the fuck does this shit get made?