January 2009
“A. You’re redic.
B. Yea Right.
C. you later”
– Erin Boyer; being punny online before signing off…
Best. Starbucks Coffee. Ever.
My cup of Starbucks coffee this morning, the usual tall with milk and 3 sugars, has thus far been the best coffee I have had in my life. The first sip was the perfect amount of hot, an its still warm 45 minutes later. Still satisfying. I don’t want this coffee to end!!!
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WatchApparently Universal Studios is airing a commercial this Sunday with an unprecedented offer… Let the guesses begin!
Lost WTF Moment of the Week (1.28.09)
“Put the gun down Widmore!”
Watchstevienyc:
PETA strikes again.
Since PETA’s usual plan of covering people in red paint and flour isn’t turning the average person into vegetarians overnight, they turned to sex.
I guess they figure, people drink beer, beer ads are sexy.
How do we make vegetarians look sexy instead of skeletal and pale?
Hire a bunch of hot girls that (probably) aren’t vegetarians, and ask them to rub their...
Nigerian Authorities Arrest "Magic Goat"... →
Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.
“The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into...
Sharks in Venice Trailer →
This straight to DVD nugget of joy has a trailer that is completely mind boggling…
'Graduates' Embarks On Half-Hour Web Odyssey →
paulgulyas:
You guys, I swear, every day I say to myself, “Okay. Not posting anything ‘Graduates’ because people are gonna unfollow the shit out of me because I know it’s getting old.”
Then we get a huge write-up on tubefilter.com. So I guess… deal with it? I don’t know. I’m sorry.
Please read and if you haven’t, for the love of Christ, watch our pilot at http://www.graduatespilot.com
WatchI know, I know, Twilight News should be renamed Graduates News. However, these get me all sorts of excited…
thedailywhat:
After School Special: There is a subtle genius to Graduates, the debut effort from Here’s To Productions.
The plot formula—three grad school friends and their shenanigans—is familiar; the physical comedy—obligatory vomit scene, check—is borrowed; yet the result is far...
Is That You, Sherlock? →
I just finished reading this article on the new Sherlock Holmes movie starring Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, and directed by Guy Ritchie. Great read that gets me psyched for the film…
332. Suck it up.
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Mad Magazine goes quarterly... →
“The feedback we’ve gotten from readers is that only every third issue of MAD is funny, so we’ve decided to just publish those.” Editor John Ficarra said, handling the news with Mad Magazine style. “Remember, MAD started out as eight times a year, before going to 12 and now four.” said Ficarra, “Just as Nostradamus had predicted.”
A NEW Hall of Presidents for Obama →
Imagineers begin to panic as Barack Obama spends too much time running the country, and not enough time recording his animatronics speech…
Also, I’d like to mention that this was the first time “spell check” did not find an error with Barack’s name. Progress!
“I get paid to kern despite how much you (and I) don’t give a crap about...”
– Adam Hawkins on being a graphic designer…
Graduates and The Remnants
paulgulyas:
Thanks, dude!
wezzo:
CollegeHumor CHTV’s Josh Ruben, David Futernick star in the Graduates Pilot and internet legend Ze Frank stars in the The Remnants Pilot. Here’s hoping both get the corporate funding they deserve!
Graduates
Graduates is an independent pilot written by Paul Gulyas, Patrick Beck, and Jorge Gonzalez III.
It is the story of three grad students (John Corkery,...
Live Action Tom and Jerry movie? →
God fucking Dammit. Scooby Doo was hard to watch, Garfield was pretty awful, Alvin and the Chipmunks was cute, but this has CATastrophe written all over it. Using CGI versions of the famous cat and mouse in a realistic setting just seems wrong. I’m sure the suits will also have the director tone down the violence, so that should add to the imminent doom. Ugh… just UGH.
331. Be subtle. She sees you.
Something Geada tells me I should work on.
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Lost WTF Moment of the Week (1.21.09)
“The camp hasn’t been built yet…”- Daniel Faraday
