December 2009
Happy New Year!
I’ve been in Long Island since Sunday(ish) and will be in Vermont until Monday(ish), so I’m wishing you an early Happy New Year.
BTW, blogging will be light for the next two weeks…
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I swear to Dickens, if so much as one ghost shows...
MERRY CHRISTMAS, GOD BLESS US EVERYONE!
Watchconfabulationnation:
Jimmy and The Muppets perform a permasmile-inducing rendition of “The 12 Days of Christmas,” accompanied by The Roots and the incessant squeeing of your inner-child.
Now I’m in the “holiday spirit”. Thanks a lot, adorable Muppets.
(thedailywhat)
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“Can I be your date to your wedding?”
– my buddy Michael Dunn to his high school prom date after learning she is engaged…
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So I saw Avatar...
Worth seeing? Yes.
Great special-effects? Very much amazing.
The story? Not original in the slightest.
Good action? Yea… when it happens… which isn’t often…
Did it feel like a two and a half hour long movie? No… it felt like a three and a half hour movie.
Would you see it again? Yea, but on DVD.
Did it redefine cinema? No.
Get the weather in Star Wars terms... →
letsplaysamantics:
This website gives you your weather in STAR WARS. … ”It’s like HOTH out there!”
Drunk Four Year Old Steals Christmas Presents →
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
wooliebear:
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It’s a strange story, but also a sad one.
April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and...
“During our first dance, I’ll step on my wifes shoes by mistake. She’ll get mad...”
– Adam Hawkins on how he’ll take the “choreographed wedding dance number craze” up a notch…
10 Movies of the Decade that Entertained the Shit...
Or not, really its up to you. Honestly, I’ve been thinking about my personal favorite movies of the past decade a lot lately. I started with a list of a hundred or so films, and then narrowed it down to the ten movies I most enjoyed over the past ten years. This isn’t a list of “THE BEST” movies, not by a long shot; if it were that kind of list, City of God may be number...
RIP Roy E. Disney →
Walt’s nephew who helped shepherd in the second golden age of animation, passed away of stomach cancer at the age of 79…
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More proof that awards are bullshit:
Sandra Bullock was nominated for two acting awards for this year’s Golden Globes. The nominations are for two different roles, one for Drama, and another for Comedy.
TWO…
WatchA kick ass scene from the upcoming movie Kick Ass…
WatchConan O’Brien, William Shatner, Sarah Palin… Need I say more?
My Dad Found my iPod!
Christmas came early I guess…
WatchBleep Bloop: New Super Mario Bros Wii. My favorite line involves the Civil Rights movement…
WatchDavid Letterman and I see eye to eye on Twitter…
Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
thefrogman:
“We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy Story
“I shall...