Can I be your date to your wedding?
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| — | my buddy Michael Dunn to his high school prom date after learning she is engaged… |
Darth Vader rings in the opening bell on Wall St. this morning…
Am I the only one who sees the irony in this?
I can honestly say, without a doubt, I was not expecting Geada to get me a chicken puppet for Christmas.
Couldn’t be happier…
So I saw Avatar...
Worth seeing? Yes.
Great special-effects? Very much amazing.
The story? Not original in the slightest.
Good action? Yea… when it happens… which isn’t often…
Did it feel like a two and a half hour long movie? No… it felt like a three and a half hour movie.
Would you see it again? Yea, but on DVD.
Did it redefine cinema? No.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It’s a strange story, but also a sad one.
April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she’s just glad he’s okay and says she won’t let it happen again.
The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl’s dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.
April Wright said, “Biggest concern was him being out there, getting kidnapped, getting run over, the alcohol, having to have his stomach pumped.”
Wright says she woke up that night at 1:45 am and panicked when she found Hayden was gone. She says she put safety devices on all the doors so her kids couldn’t get out, but Hayden was able to break the safety device off the doorknob and get outside.
Once out, Wright says her four year old followed his father’s footsteps and was found on Blue Spruce Road, drinking.
“He runs away trying to find his father,” she said. “He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that’s where his daddy is.”
During our first dance, I’ll step on my wifes shoes by mistake. She’ll get mad and smack me. I’ll grab her and shake her a bit. Then we begin our 5 minute choreographed fight throwing each other through tables and other conveniently placed fake furniture. Everyone will watch this Matrix style battle in awe thinking about how wonderful it is that we found each other.
Realistically I’m not gonna do this. There is too much room for error but at the very least I’m going to bring it up to any girl I even consider marrying. If she even considers it seriously I’ll propose then and there.
If I get a strange look I’ll reconsider.
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| — | Adam Hawkins on how he’ll take the “choreographed wedding dance number craze” up a notch… |
