“There were too many doors to count leading off the hall, and yet more goblins were showing people in and out of these.” -Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

Perfect, more quotes below:

paulgulyas:

erockappel:

berrebbi:

“It’s almost like desiring Pam Anderson is like admitting that - sexually - you have no creativity”

-Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Chuck Klosterman

This sentence has absolutely no relevance to my life.

healywu:

“2. Leisel Meminger becomes the heavyweight champion of the schoolyard.”

The Book Thief, Markus Zusak.

icanlurn:

“I had never called his house before - somehow our friendship had nothing to do with telephones - but that afternoon I dialed his number.”

Dangerous Laughter - Steven Millhauser

tinatownusa:

“She closed her eyes, kept her feet moving, one primly before the other, like a high-wire walker or a princess.”

Sweet and Vicious - David Schickler

Hmmm… yeah, that’s a bit spooky actually.

“Honestly, the more I think about eating people the less it bothers me.”

My Custom Van - Michael Ian Black

“It looked like a no-win situation for everybody involved.”

Cross - James Patterson. Also: why do I have a James Patterson book, and why was it nearest to me? This was the first time I opened it.