Dearest New York Giants,

Last time you took the field for a Superbowl, you upset a team that was on route to a perfect season. Tonight, you face these same New Englanders, but under less arduous circumstances. Tonight, I hope the ball flies once more in your favor, sticking to the hands (and helmets) of the players on the greatest Football team this planet has ever seen. Tonight we ride to victory on the wings of eagles (not those Eagles). Tonight we will show these Patriots that it is actually Giants who rule this land.

Your friend, your fan,
Bryan O’Connell